Hey!! lets talk why not?

Well, it seems this is the season where everyone is cravin' for some lovin'. Something to do with being cold and wanting to keep warm by hugging someone, I dunno sounds like a restraining order to me heh. Considering all the fantastic ladies and shit walking around uni, I still feel like being in a relationship is gonna be a massive chore. All i've been hearing is troubles and bad things and basically getting the message that I should stay away from all forms of relationships 'cuz they suck major arse.
I noticed something though, although im not a stereotypical "indian" sorta curry, im cultured in the sense of how I perceieve relationships. What I mean is, all this shit about leading someone on without any justification or wanting it to lead to a serious relationship, and how you have to follow a certain "procedure" or "prerequisite" to maintaining a relationship like seeing her a certain amount of hours a day and all that shit, I find it all weird dumb shit thats been brought on by trends. The only reason I wouldnt want to get into a relationship at the moment is 'cuz I find it fuckin hard to find a genuine person and form a relationship with meaning. Although its horrifying to admit it, i'm probably going to have to get an arranged marriage. They have an excellent success rate, especially if you're muslim 'cuz they charge a "divorce fee" so divorcing is the last option. This topic is depressing....

I was watching the news, and they had this segment about some fat dude who lost over 100kg. That is some fuckin cool shit aye, I was hoping i'd get some tips from him, but all he did was meditate and tell his brain that all fatty foods are like poison and shit. How antisocial would he be during that time, everytime someone would ask him out he'd be like "I cant, im on a diet that consists strongly of air, meditation and lettuce". Then again its antisocial to write blog entries...why the fuck did I start this shit?

I'm so stressed from uni at the moment, i've been workin my arse off for an assignment worth 5% and I feel I havent done SHIT. I reckon im going to fail everything this semester regardless of how hard I study. The biggest scare is an exam I hav in 3 weeks for taxation law worth 40% of the unit total... and I hav NO idea where to even start. I wanted to do heaps well this semester, see what my potential is but it seems now as each week progresses im just struggling to maintain a pass average.

Im looking forward to shivan's party at collingwood on friday nite, Im gonna get absolutely trashed!!! I havent had a good drink or 10 for way too long, and havent seen any of my mates for ages either...its gonna be great

Im a sulk...

Fucking kids with their "rap" music...

In my whole life, i've liked alot of different kinds of music. From folk, to curry, to arab, to final fantasty, to micheal jackson, to metal, and even techno. But fuck, rap is ...I dont know...its just dreadful. Alot of rappers get shot, its not 'cuz they're in organised crime its 'cuz the guy who shot him hates rap music. Let me tell you why I hate rap. On video hits, there's a song which has a duet with a rapper and a country singer. Now, country music and rap music sucks individually, we all know that. But combining it? why? rap metal sucks, why would rap COUNTRY be better?!?!? and its been in the top 10 for the past 80 million years. The stupid song is stuck in my head. I remember it goes something like "this song is so shit, and it gets stuck in your head over and over again....over and over again....over and over again. This song is so shit, and you'd rather die over and over again, over and over again, over and over again". You know if I were deaf and watching that video, i'd think they're both in love with each other. Or it looks like an advertisement they'd put out during the whole racism rights, trying to bring black and white people together...imagine that. They'll show two guys of different colour both putting on their belts and shit ahhahah. I'd love to make a parody of that clip. Especially the part when they look at the photo of their gf, and its the same chick...


foshizle m' bizzle.....

Supa Asia Happy!!! U be sushi and I be ur rice!! kekekek~

Well I was bored and I came across some more blogs, you know, to see what im up against. I went to my bro's blog and he was talking about some asian chick who gets the highest ratings and shit, so I went to her blog. When I saw the picture I thought "Hey, she looks familiar".....then I realised it was just 'cuz she was asian (OOooOOooooOOoo I went there...). Anyway, I started reading some of her shit, man it was the most dumbest shit i've ever read, something about catching a cab? and how its not a good idea 'cuz she's a loser or something I have no idea I wasnt really paying attention. Word of advice, if you want to get higher ratings, use your sex appeal...put on a short skirt and make sure only part of your underwear is visible, not the whole thing, trust me it works....dont believe me? let me tell you a story about my childhood......

When I was in high school, around year 10 I think, I was close to being morbidly obese and I was a heaps big loser (I know, I cant believe it either). I used to wear these grey daggy pants which looked like pajamas, and had several holes in them, along with like 4 layers of shirts so my boobs would look more like pecs. If you're a curry with a low self esteem you know EXACTLY what im talking about because you look EXACTLY like me...Anyway, despite all the minor physical setbacks of being fat and having a bad dress sense, I am hung, so I wasnt really bothered with my weight. One day at school I was sitting on the ground near the library steps with my back against the wall, and my legs wide open. A girl walked past, looked at me and started smiling, so I was like "Awesome she probably has the same insecurity issues that I do" so I smiled back. A few hours later I was with one of my friends sitting cross legged infront of him....and...well...remember how my pants have alot of holes in them. Guess where the hole was. Yeah...my friend told me I had a hole right in the crotch. So that explained why the girl was smiling at me, I guess she liked part of what she saw. In conclusion, I have sex appeal but only because I revealed PART of my gift, not the whole thing. Thats why that asian chick gets good ratings.

Im so sick, and the Angra concert is in like 3 hours. I dont think i'll mosh in this one i'll just sit back and relax. I was supposed to go to the gym as well....i've been putting off gym alot nowadays, probably 'cuz im actually doing my uni work hahaha. Oh well, if im better i'll definetly go tomorrow. OH YEAH I gotta tell you guys something...you know how im always complaining about my relationship status and shit? well man I was in class waiting for the teacher to come in, and there was this curry chick outside who kept lookin at me!!! and she was pretty nice looking too!! like she fully had to turn her head back to see me, and she kept doing it!! man!!! I was on a high. Anyway yeah I peed my pants but it was ok 'cuz I was wearing three pairs of underpants (makes my crotch look bigger as well, its win win)

I know I sound stupid, but im not...

Im back from popular demand...?!?! apparently??!

Well my brother told me that people actually want me to continue my bog? Im pretty surprised but hey you gotta give the 1 or 2 people that actually read my blog what they want. Anyway, lets see....its been like a month and a bit since my last bog and nothing much has changed....uni's started and it sucks, I actually want to go back to holidays. I see like hardly anyone and its made me realise how desperate and lonely I am. I went to see joe satriani in concert at the enmore theatre with my bro and a few mates. My god it was spectacular!! *strong indian accent* I wanted to dunk his bald head in hot oil, and rub it all over my body!! like...words cant even describe what I felt when I saw him. Thank god I was wearing 3 pairs of underpants (makes my crotch look bigger as well its win win man...). Yeah and im seeing Angra on Tuesday hopefully thats gonna be good.

Those mormons you know I still see them biking around in mac fields? They seem so two faced, I just dont trust them....I reckon they probably started the riots in mac fields and shit. I feel so sorry for them, 'cuz obviously they used to be gangsters and shit but then they found god and are even more of a menace to society than before. Id rather them bash me to tears and take my money than listen to them trying to understand themselves when they take verses from the bible...

Im so freaking bored.....if I had a girl or a feminine guy to hang around I'd be set and pretty content with my life at the moment. I reckon thats all im missing....the fundamental complications of a relationship. Hey whoever's reading this, are you hot? We should go out...im really nice and if you squint I look like Brad Pitt? Why are relationships so screwed up anyway? What happened to the good old days where you say "Hey, do you have a penis? no? excellent, lets get married"....now half the time they DO have penises or they're LESBIANS or they're MARRIED......what are us single desperate men supposed to do? And dont answer with "Everquest"

Im so lonely.......