Man, what a party...

Man, what a party. A fair amount of people had turned up, some people I werent expecting to but were very thankful for. Alot of people got REALLY drunk, and alot of people who werent drinking got quite bored heh. The cleaning up was dreadful, there was much more mess than there should've been. Had to clean up broken glass shards on the front lawn, cigarette buds, and there's still some marijuana stains on my car lol. Very tiring day, but I think it turned out alrite other than a few mishaps from some drunkards.

Ok, check out Heaven Shall Burn, a combination of death/hardcore/thrash metal. The most amazing shit you'll ever hear. I hope they come down under one day, me and my bro would go for sure....definetly one of the best bands i've ever heard in my entire life. Soilwork's new album is ok but comparing it to their previous stuff its shit. The only bands I think that has kept its consistency would be cannibal corpse and children of bodom. Alot of bands have adapted to commercial trends, which in some cases does have a positive influence in their music (Nevermore and Opeth for example have done oustanding things with mixing/clarity). However some bands have gone to shits *cough* metallica *cough*. Being an old die hard metallica fan I was tryin really hard to like St. Anger but I just couldnt. The songs are shit, the recording is shit, everything is shit, I mean, it sounds like something I would make.

When I woke up, hungover, on sunday (went to bed at 5:30am, woke up at 12), I checked my scale to see that i'd miraculously lost a lot of weight, the scale said I weighed a confidence-building 75kg. I was shocked, I couldnt believe it, I didnt believe it, I refused to. A few days later, I checked and weighed 78. I think the scale was screwed for a few days, I think my dad or brother fixed it im not sure. Im slowly starting to put weight back on, its horrible.

I want to thank everyone for coming on saturday night, hope you all had a good time. Next year is going to KICK ASS i'll actually hav FOOD this time, going to make sure there's something for everyone... its going to be an excellent party next year I promise. Also thanks alot for all the wonderful presents. Anyways I think im done.....before I go, check out the new Family Guy, its been leaked....funny shit "Ever since Chris was blamed its turned his life upside-down-face.............................." hahha glad to see they still have it. Oh yeah, write some comments!! enter some f*ckin comments!! ANYTHING!!!

Bye,

John Safran is funnier than Rove...

I read in the paper that Hurshy's having a party. Is this true?

Yeah!!! wow im so glad you made a topic for me...its so hard to make one up. And yeah there's a party on Saturday night (25th) at our place, starts at around 8pm. My parents are going to melbourne for the weekend. I told them im inviting some friends over 'cuz im starting a book club. They recommended me some books, but I think they knew deep down that my intention was to get trashed. I noticed if you dont know me as a person, and you've read all my entries, you will think im this fat ugly curry dude who's an alcoholic. If this is the case, lets just make things clear....im not an alcoholic

I decided to create this blog entry 'cuz I was watching a promo for A Current Affair, and the topic was "What are YOUR kids going to get upto this weekend?" and had pictures of kids drinking and stuff. Then I said "Shit that reminds me, I hav to make sure everyone's turning up for my pissup this weekend". Its good to see their message is getting across. I dont think advertisements have that much effect on people, I mean, especially those anti ones.....like anti-sex ads...."Tonight im picking up herpes" then crossed out and replaced with "condoms". When people see that ad, they dont think "Shit I hav to get a condom" they think "Shit I have to get laid".

On the drive home from uni tonight I was listening to 106.5, love songs with Richard Mercer. He always delivers messages from their loved ones and shit. For example, "Bob, Jane says she loves you, and she's really sorry about having sex with your brother, but he's her brother as well. She wants things to be like they were before, and requested this fast paced hillbilly texas love song on her behalf". There's this one song they play on 106.5 all the time by Brian Mcknight...im not sure if ur familiar with it, but it goes something like this...

"1, You're a dream come true (or something)
2, Im in love with you,
3, I just wanna be with you, something, something arather, blah blah bullshit."

Now you're probably thinking, thats a shit song. But wait ...here's the best bit

"4. Repeat steps 1 through 3
5. Some more shit
6. I am so very, very gay. I am gay, and I love being gay and numbering my gayness"

step 4.......Ok I actually burst out laughing when I was listening to this song. I was laughing for maybe 15 mins, and said "Man, im going to get home and write a BLOG about this!!" I have never heard such a stupid song in my whole life. I mean, if you repeat steps 1 through 3, after 3, you'll end up back at step 4, in which you'll be in a recurring cycle from steps 1 - 4, so making the other steps are pointless. Man, I really hope I dont scare off any of my friends that wanna come to my party on saturday after this blog... I think im done here

Richard Mercer is a homosexual

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Hi everybody, long time no e-chat. So whats been happening? really? thats very interesting....uhuh...rite...ok ok wait I dont mean to be rude, but I cant actually hear you, so stop talking...

Great news for all you metalheads....Nevermore's "Enemies of Reality" has been re-released through Backstage studios (www.andysneap.com), and it sounds like how NevermorE should sound, fuckin HEAVY!!! Also for you guitarists out there, check out nevermore's guitarist Jeff Loomis (www.jeffloomis.com) and check out the sound files, there is a clip of him playing when he was at the tender age of 16 and oh my god....he is nuts. For you electric-acoustic guitar players out there, check out Michael Hedges (Alot like Thomas Leeb but better), he'll make you see outside the guitar and explore a whole new world of music...he is basically marijuana in human form...

Oh yeah, I got TRASHED at shivan's bday pissup in collingwood. I spent $50 on alcohol and after I ran out of cash I started drinking off other people and blamed it on someone else. It was good to catch up, I saw some people I thought i'd never see again and other people I thought I would... I dont know what to do for my bday, but it has to be something along the lines of getting wasted hehehe im too uber stressed all the time this semester. I guess its payin off I got 47/50 for one of my assignments I just have to keep it up. You know, I remember one time when I got really wasted...my god it was embarassing...........*dreamy nostalgic music*

It was about 2 years ago, it was at Lara's party. All the alcohol was free, and being the cheap indian that I am, I decided I must drink to satisfy the monetary equivalence of how much I would actually spend on alcohol, which is infinity (or until I chunder), which is exactly what I did heh. I had a bit too much of jack daniels (without eating anything either), went outside to the front where there was a chundering social convention going on (EVERYONE was chundering or video taping other people chundering), found a nice big tree to hold and caress and to keep me up while im chundering (I was really close to passing out), and went nuts. I was actually so drunk I was talking to the tree when I was hugging it...saying shit like "You must be so ashamed" and "I cant believe I did this, its so embarassing". Finally after 2 sessions of chundering, I sat down, and asked my friend Nick if he could get me a glass of water. Being the polite pom that he is, he got me a glass...however, it was SODA water. Now I drank that shit, and told him "hey man, this is soda water, not normal water". As you all know, soda water is poison when ur drunk....it makes you wanna burp, but since you have no air in your body to burp, you want to chunder. Now, when I told nick its soda water he said "Nah man, its water, you just think its soda water 'cuz you're drunk". I was off my nut, so what he said made complete sense at the time. I drank it all....waited 2 mins, got up and chundered another 2 times. On that night I was "chunder-struck"...this is a term I made up so classify when you have the horrible disease of always chundering.

Chunder is word of the day...