Supa Asia Happy!!! U be sushi and I be ur rice!! kekekek~

Well I was bored and I came across some more blogs, you know, to see what im up against. I went to my bro's blog and he was talking about some asian chick who gets the highest ratings and shit, so I went to her blog. When I saw the picture I thought "Hey, she looks familiar".....then I realised it was just 'cuz she was asian (OOooOOooooOOoo I went there...). Anyway, I started reading some of her shit, man it was the most dumbest shit i've ever read, something about catching a cab? and how its not a good idea 'cuz she's a loser or something I have no idea I wasnt really paying attention. Word of advice, if you want to get higher ratings, use your sex appeal...put on a short skirt and make sure only part of your underwear is visible, not the whole thing, trust me it works....dont believe me? let me tell you a story about my childhood......

When I was in high school, around year 10 I think, I was close to being morbidly obese and I was a heaps big loser (I know, I cant believe it either). I used to wear these grey daggy pants which looked like pajamas, and had several holes in them, along with like 4 layers of shirts so my boobs would look more like pecs. If you're a curry with a low self esteem you know EXACTLY what im talking about because you look EXACTLY like me...Anyway, despite all the minor physical setbacks of being fat and having a bad dress sense, I am hung, so I wasnt really bothered with my weight. One day at school I was sitting on the ground near the library steps with my back against the wall, and my legs wide open. A girl walked past, looked at me and started smiling, so I was like "Awesome she probably has the same insecurity issues that I do" so I smiled back. A few hours later I was with one of my friends sitting cross legged infront of him....and...well...remember how my pants have alot of holes in them. Guess where the hole was. Yeah...my friend told me I had a hole right in the crotch. So that explained why the girl was smiling at me, I guess she liked part of what she saw. In conclusion, I have sex appeal but only because I revealed PART of my gift, not the whole thing. Thats why that asian chick gets good ratings.

Im so sick, and the Angra concert is in like 3 hours. I dont think i'll mosh in this one i'll just sit back and relax. I was supposed to go to the gym as well....i've been putting off gym alot nowadays, probably 'cuz im actually doing my uni work hahaha. Oh well, if im better i'll definetly go tomorrow. OH YEAH I gotta tell you guys something...you know how im always complaining about my relationship status and shit? well man I was in class waiting for the teacher to come in, and there was this curry chick outside who kept lookin at me!!! and she was pretty nice looking too!! like she fully had to turn her head back to see me, and she kept doing it!! man!!! I was on a high. Anyway yeah I peed my pants but it was ok 'cuz I was wearing three pairs of underpants (makes my crotch look bigger as well, its win win)

I know I sound stupid, but im not...