Man....mormons stink

I did a big mistake man. Guess what I did today. There was a knock at the door so I changed my clothes and answered it...guess who it was....MOR(m)ONS!! yeah maN!! anyway, they fucking stank. They were islanders so I didnt understand a word they were saying.....something about a parrot or some dude named Moosie, no idea. Anyway, point is...they stank really really bad. People dont like mormons 'cuz they manipulate you and try to enforce their religion onto you. I dont like them 'cuz they fucking stink man. They're so busy following God they dont have enough time to shower. If god were to talk to them...he'd have said "have a shower you dirty, dirty mormon". This just proves that the higher power they call God hasnt talked to them. I was playing guitar too, it took me a while to regain my conscience and figure out what I was playing. Anyway the song im working on sucks apparently. Well this one guy said it was good but everyone else says it sucks, but im gonna keep making it 'cuz of that one guy. The moral is, it doesnt matter if its shit, as long as it affects that one individual. Just like the mormons...no one notices the smell, but I did, and it affected me greatly. My blogs rock, you feel dumber but you learn a lesson.