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Lets start off with a joke, and use it as an opportunity to attempt to post a pic on this lame picless blog of mine...
*clears throat*
So I got pulled over by this cop:
And he's like "OI!! Are you drunk?" and im like "Hmmm....let me think"
"Yeah...yeah im pissed off my head". Then the cop's like "shit what about your friends in the back seat are they eligible to drive? I look behind...
I'm like "No...." So the cop goeS "ur screwed u gotsta take a cab!" so im like "K" and caught a cab with this bosnian dude:
The end...
Ok, its time for my regular 3 month-and-a-bit bog update. So..............whats up? cool cool.. uhuh...right...k....wait..wait you did WHAT to a horse?
K so all i've been doing is playing Oblivion...man that game is hella addictive. the NPC's are hella smart and the natural environments are sooo peeerrrtyy. I'm hopin they make that game multiplayer, and soon enough have a huge MMOG thing going for it. Like, having real bandits and arena champions and stuff. Btw if you dont know what oblivion is, its like real life but better k....Anyway im not really "addicted" to it like people are with WoW, Big Brother and PCP. Im a "social" gamer, which ironically means when im NOT socialising im playing games...
So other than oblivion i've been playing LOTS of guitar, and I mean like...ALOT. In terms of guitar playing, I have that same mentality as porn addicts, which is "I have to play with it at least an hour a day before I put it away". I'm getting much better, i've learnt and recorded a whole bunch of satriani songs that i grew up listening to and saying "man, i'll never be able to play that". I recently watched a guitar clinic video with the late great Dimebag Darrell of Pantera, showing off some sick licks from vulgar display of power and cowboys from hell, along with a 4 part compilation of crazy guitar players titled "Guitars Suck" (video google it for those who are interested, trust me, its worth every second). That gave me shitloads of inspiration and introduced me to realising there's no limit to what the guitar can do. I mean, these guitar players stretch their fingers so far they can....you know.....they can...err...DAMMIT im trying to think of something witty to say.......ahh forget it.. point is i'm more satisfied with my guitar playing.
So i've gotten back into the gym. i've lost weight, im down to 75. When i went to the gym i was shitting myself but i still managed to bench 60kg. I'm thinking of buying some protein shit but I dont know....sounds like a waste of money. Been hanging out with friends and chilling......having a good time...tryin to save up for India but its freakin impossible when you have to put all ur money towards petrol and "family contributions" .....hmmmm yeah and i still havent managed to meet a girl yet...im so n00b at that sorta thing, i wonder why....
*snorts and laughs*
*wheezes from laughing and inhales puffer*
*smothers acne cream all over face*
*trips over foot while bending over to pick up remaining m&m from 2 weeks back when friends came over for lan session and uber l33ching*
*realises why he doesnt have a girlfriend*
Ok my dad did his usual lecture which consists mainly of "Gow to sleep j00 idiot.... olllyy wolking palt time quit uni so you can give me more molney har har har im so fat" So I gotta go now... Man he's gettin on my nerves ever since my brother moved out he's just....arghh... you know what he did? Ok you know the rumour how indians perspire curry? it started 'cuz of MY DAD!!!!! 'cuz ZOMG he did some exercise and started walking around the house without a shirt I almost chundered on the spot. He stinks something horrid.
....RIP Shawn Lane you fat bastard
*clears throat*
So I got pulled over by this cop:
And he's like "OI!! Are you drunk?" and im like "Hmmm....let me think"
"Yeah...yeah im pissed off my head". Then the cop's like "shit what about your friends in the back seat are they eligible to drive? I look behind...
I'm like "No...." So the cop goeS "ur screwed u gotsta take a cab!" so im like "K" and caught a cab with this bosnian dude:
The end...
Ok, its time for my regular 3 month-and-a-bit bog update. So..............whats up? cool cool.. uhuh...right...k....wait..wait you did WHAT to a horse?
K so all i've been doing is playing Oblivion...man that game is hella addictive. the NPC's are hella smart and the natural environments are sooo peeerrrtyy. I'm hopin they make that game multiplayer, and soon enough have a huge MMOG thing going for it. Like, having real bandits and arena champions and stuff. Btw if you dont know what oblivion is, its like real life but better k....Anyway im not really "addicted" to it like people are with WoW, Big Brother and PCP. Im a "social" gamer, which ironically means when im NOT socialising im playing games...
So other than oblivion i've been playing LOTS of guitar, and I mean like...ALOT. In terms of guitar playing, I have that same mentality as porn addicts, which is "I have to play with it at least an hour a day before I put it away". I'm getting much better, i've learnt and recorded a whole bunch of satriani songs that i grew up listening to and saying "man, i'll never be able to play that". I recently watched a guitar clinic video with the late great Dimebag Darrell of Pantera, showing off some sick licks from vulgar display of power and cowboys from hell, along with a 4 part compilation of crazy guitar players titled "Guitars Suck" (video google it for those who are interested, trust me, its worth every second). That gave me shitloads of inspiration and introduced me to realising there's no limit to what the guitar can do. I mean, these guitar players stretch their fingers so far they can....you know.....they can...err...DAMMIT im trying to think of something witty to say.......ahh forget it.. point is i'm more satisfied with my guitar playing.
So i've gotten back into the gym. i've lost weight, im down to 75. When i went to the gym i was shitting myself but i still managed to bench 60kg. I'm thinking of buying some protein shit but I dont know....sounds like a waste of money. Been hanging out with friends and chilling......having a good time...tryin to save up for India but its freakin impossible when you have to put all ur money towards petrol and "family contributions" .....hmmmm yeah and i still havent managed to meet a girl yet...im so n00b at that sorta thing, i wonder why....
*snorts and laughs*
*wheezes from laughing and inhales puffer*
*smothers acne cream all over face*
*trips over foot while bending over to pick up remaining m&m from 2 weeks back when friends came over for lan session and uber l33ching*
*realises why he doesnt have a girlfriend*
Ok my dad did his usual lecture which consists mainly of "Gow to sleep j00 idiot.... olllyy wolking palt time quit uni so you can give me more molney har har har im so fat" So I gotta go now... Man he's gettin on my nerves ever since my brother moved out he's just....arghh... you know what he did? Ok you know the rumour how indians perspire curry? it started 'cuz of MY DAD!!!!! 'cuz ZOMG he did some exercise and started walking around the house without a shirt I almost chundered on the spot. He stinks something horrid.
....RIP Shawn Lane you fat bastard
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